Weird Noises and Fart Sounds

Team Fortress 2 isn’t so much a game as it is a cinematic experience.

Yes, that is MY arrow. And that is his face, every...last...bit.

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Well, if the blog title didn’t hammer kick you in the balls, I really don’t know what will.

A rather amusing collection of video clips ranging from work friendly to VERY not safe for the bosses eyes, chronicling some of the best and worst alien love scenes in modern and not-so-modern cinema. Ranging from the obvious porno-like setting and voice over of ‘Space Thing” to the more horrible fleshy parts of the ‘Species’ films, you will see some of the tackiest special effects to mass produced alien sperm goo - all in the name of good viewing.

A few of my personal favourites:

Star Trek: The Next Generation:

Riker, blessed with the power of Q, decides to give Worf a Klingon girlfriend… who crawls around the Enterprise bridge in a Klingon aerobics instructor outfit. “Is this your idea of sex?” Geordi asks, awestruck. “This… is… sex!” Worf howls. Ummm. yeah.

Space Thing

An alien in human form, Col. Granilla, comes aboard a human spaceship commanded by women. It’s up to this nice Kansas girl to teach him the ways of human mating.

Society

Walking in on your parents having sex is bad enough — but what if you’ve learned your parents are aliens, who have sex by melting their flesh and blending together into weird and monstrous forms? And your sister is also an alien, and her head comes out of your mother’s crotch? And asks you if you have any Oedipal fantasies? You might be put off sex for quite some time.

Some of them will absolutely make you laugh while other will have you shudder violently into the foetal position and start power-cringing. Still, it’s 100% good quality amusement - Check it out on io9.com!

http://io9.com/5216894/most-embarrassing-alien-mating-scenes-of-all-time-%5Bnsfw%5D