Weird Noises and Fart Sounds

Can't we just be friends?

Well I can’t really call this a rant, and before people get up in arms about which I feel is better, I’ll disappoint you all RIGHT now.

They are BOTH great games.

Right…Are the fanboys gone? …oh good they have lost interest.

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Durr…

…I’m excited.

I’ll have to be honest here, I had not shown alot of interest in Fallout 3 until I had seen some of the junk members of the modding community had done - and to be even honest-er* I showed even less interest when I found that buying a copy for PC in my dingy little corner of the world was about as difficult as dipping your balls in honey and avoiding bees in spring.

Not that I have ever done that, mind.

But after finding an exceptionally rare copy of the game at my local EB, (which is inhabited by some very magical and friendly folk, who make hundreds of dollars vanish from my credit card ever other week - and I am okay with that) I umm’ed and ahhh’ed and eventually decided it was time to see what all the fuss was about.

I must be some kind of super idiot for not picking it up sooner. Within an hour of starting the game, I had drank from a very unsanitary, and colourful…toilet.

Radioactive Toilet....DETECTED.

Who would have thought “Activating” a toilet would make me crouch and take a hearty and audible SLURP. And here I was, stupidly trying to empty my bladder.

After killing a legion of Mad Maxx style punk rock cannibal men in a local supermarket, dressed in police riot gear and a Jason Voorhees hockey mask, I found myself slurping away at every toilet and sink I could find, and throwing the ever growing surplus of grenades I found hidden in every drawer and metal box at local wildlife.

I even found myself flinging open other toilet stall doors, hoping to find a golden toilet to drink from that may bestow me some kind of greater super power - but no such luck.

Kicking the doors in, Action hero style.

It was right about this point that I realised I was thoroughly enjoying myself - and it had also dawned on me that the game had barely started. There was still a wealth of content ready for me to unravel and NOM upon like some kind of boiled sweet that small children are usually forbidden from enjoying before bed. I was getting very excited, considering I had just finished getting severe radiation poison for a nice lady I met in a shanty town, when I headed off towards my next adventure to dance in a mine field for the same nice lady that asked me to poison myself.

When suddenly, while enjoying the incredible landscape - the game froze.

I’ll be honest, I wasn’t mad though. I had just saved after a rather big trip, so nothing was lost - and it gave me the time I needed to take that long overdue toilet break I was meaning to enjoy several hours BEFORE I had decided to install the game.

Plus, it was nice enough to freeze at a particular pretty scene, so it wasn’t too infuriating.

I didnt realise if I missed a TF2-uesday I’d get an angry email. So time for a quick Team Fortress 2 Screenshot!

...Yeeeeeeees?

Promise next Tuesday will have some more screenshots - I wish to showcase glitches next week.

Til next TF2-uesday…
M0D3Rn IS CREDIT TO TEEEAM.

Team Fortress 2 screenshots, AGAIN!?

OH GOD MY FREAKING NECK, WHYYYY

See some more screens after the jump!

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Well, there are times where you discover something on the internet, and something pops into your head.

Maybe what you are seeing is so sad that you instantly feel better about yourself, like an in depth guide on how to build a fake vagina out of a towel, and a rubber glove. Or maybe what you see makes you question the everyday normality that is your life, like a youtube video of a man that climbs skyscrapers with his bare hands.

But sometimes, you see something that makes you think, “Damn it, some people are wicked skilled at things I didn’t even know existed. And now I feel LAME.”

This is one of those moments.

While randomly looking up High Res images of “Deadpool” to create a desktop pattern, I discovered this gem - a series of youtube videos showing a guy by the name of Tyler Figueira demonstrating the 3D sculpting tool “Zbrush3″

Now he has a whole bunch of stuff, but I only watched his 3D sculpt of the Marvel character “Deadpool” (And no, not the sorry excuse in the Wolverine: Origins movie*) and was blown away.

I could rant forever about it, but I reckon it would be better to show you.

The Merc with a Mouth. Dont get it? You aren't a comic book nerd.

Full youtube movies below if you want to see how he turned a bunch of 3D balls into that rippling awesome character. Now with added legs!

Wasn’t that just awesome?

To see more of Ty’s amazing work, including things that AREN’T comic book related, check out his very minimilist and cool website:

http://www.ilikeyourty.com/

And now I am going to go and find something to do that makes me feel less lame.
…Like eat ice cream out of the tub and promise myself my diet will start TOMORROW.

*Personally I really liked the Wolverine: Origins movie, I just didn’t like what they turned Deadpool into. Oh well.