Weird Noises and Fart Sounds

So, rarely I pick up and play a game just because someone told me I was retarded for not having played it. So I grabbed a copy of Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney and stole my girlfriends DS. (Yes, it is hers. Shut up.)

The game is basically a graphic novel that you get to control - generally you play as the rookie lawyer Phoenix Wright, and solve crimes and such and so forth.

And it is stupidly fun.

I mean seriously, how you question people is just fun, with the clever and witty writing of the characters, and visually watching witnesses start to sweat on the stand as you pick apart their testimony is amazingly satisfying - but I am not going to lie, there are a few frustrating parts. I not going to spoil anything, but at a particular part you are actually REQUIRED TO FAIL to continue with the court case. So I exhausted every avenue, presented all evidence, questioned every goddamn thing the lying bastard said and got NOTHING, and all I needed was to GIVE UP before the game progressed. And I had to discover that in a playguide. I feel dirty.

But I just can’t stop playing.

Bonus easter egg: Click the main image of Phoenix Wright to make your very own web ‘OBJECTION!’ and send it to your friends. Like this one.

I'm not falling for THAT again.

Anyone who has any sense at all will be following the E3 newscasts these past few days and will know by now the thrilling news - New monkey island games!

This continuation of the classic adventure series will be called “Tales of Monkey Island”, and it will be a 5-part episodic game for both the PC and the Wii. All of your favorite characters are back, including the mysterious Voodoo lady, the evil LeChuck, the bumbling Guybrush Threepwood and his true love Elaine. A lot of the original designers and writers behind the first Monkey Island games are back for this new installment, which will hopefully ensure this is a worthy continuation of the series.

Why are you still reading my MONKEYLESS blog?

Go, read the rest of the article at I4U! Click here! NOW.