Weird Noises and Fart Sounds

I don’t even know what to call this…

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Don’t wrestle in Japan.

EVER.

The Joker is Upset…

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What? Who? What’s going on? I mean, it’s not strange that an iconic villain makes a fictitious headline - but they are talking his…boner? Obviously these 80’s comics have a different context on the word than I do.

This is the only frame of this comic I can find so far, I am trying to find out what is happening - mainly because of his quote - “I’LL SHOW THEM HOW MANY BONERS THE JOKER CAN MAKE!”

…What the hell? I think it’s time to do some research.

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Backdated for her pleasure…

The Strangest Bread Commercial. Ever.

Advertising is a beautiful thing. It’s a mystical force invented by men and women to drive a brand or product into the average home and beyond. It’s psychology, an acceptable deceptiveness that we allow to drive our consumerisms.

So wtf were they thinking when they made this ad.

It shows the man above, in all his muscular glory, sexually pounding and rhythmically grinding flour, into dough, then into bread, even having a repeated shot of him ripping his shirt off with an animalistic scream on his face….and ending with some average woman in a red jacket explaining why wholemeal bread is good for you. Not to mention a REALLY suggestive shot when he is cutting the bread - until it pans downward to see the innocent bread slicing in action.

Some youtubers had some insight into the ad.

jessixcore, worried me by saying:

SilverDaleComedy, had these brief but interesting words to say.

littlealanbig, obviously a connoisseur of youtube, has a dire warning regarding this ad.

Thanks for the heads up, littlealanbig.

See after the jump for the Ad in all it’s sexual doughy glory.

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Well, if the blog title didn’t hammer kick you in the balls, I really don’t know what will.

A rather amusing collection of video clips ranging from work friendly to VERY not safe for the bosses eyes, chronicling some of the best and worst alien love scenes in modern and not-so-modern cinema. Ranging from the obvious porno-like setting and voice over of ‘Space Thing” to the more horrible fleshy parts of the ‘Species’ films, you will see some of the tackiest special effects to mass produced alien sperm goo - all in the name of good viewing.

A few of my personal favourites:

Star Trek: The Next Generation:

Riker, blessed with the power of Q, decides to give Worf a Klingon girlfriend… who crawls around the Enterprise bridge in a Klingon aerobics instructor outfit. “Is this your idea of sex?” Geordi asks, awestruck. “This… is… sex!” Worf howls. Ummm. yeah.

Space Thing

An alien in human form, Col. Granilla, comes aboard a human spaceship commanded by women. It’s up to this nice Kansas girl to teach him the ways of human mating.

Society

Walking in on your parents having sex is bad enough — but what if you’ve learned your parents are aliens, who have sex by melting their flesh and blending together into weird and monstrous forms? And your sister is also an alien, and her head comes out of your mother’s crotch? And asks you if you have any Oedipal fantasies? You might be put off sex for quite some time.

Some of them will absolutely make you laugh while other will have you shudder violently into the foetal position and start power-cringing. Still, it’s 100% good quality amusement - Check it out on io9.com!

http://io9.com/5216894/most-embarrassing-alien-mating-scenes-of-all-time-%5Bnsfw%5D