Weird Noises and Fart Sounds

I don’t even know what to call this…

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Don’t wrestle in Japan.

EVER.

The Richard Kiel Experience

Well, this weeks WTF-riday has a healthy dose of nostaliga thrown in.

Today we shall be showcase the timeless classic, “The Richard Kiel” experience from the geniuses (geniusi?) from http://www.disasterlabs.com/ - Who are probably best known for their Arfenhouse movies. The film itself is something of a heartfelt link to my past, being the kind of thing that both myself and that magnificent bastard from Nickblog, Nick Coad would find ourselves watching after a few too many beers and not enough sleep.

I won’t be the kind of asshole to give away key plot items and remove the intricacies of the writers depth and focus at creating a moving piece of colour art, but just so everyone fucking knows - Richard Kiel is the huge scary guy from Happy Gilmore who get nails shot into his head. Also better known as - yes, thats right - the Bond villains JAWS.

Keep an eye out for the interactive part of the piece, and enjoy the duclet tones of its soundtrack - and make sure you heed the kindly worded warning at the end.

CLICK HERE TO VIEW THE CREATURE IN ITS NATURAL HABITAT

(and see the movie)

The Joker is Upset…

View More of the Comic here

What? Who? What’s going on? I mean, it’s not strange that an iconic villain makes a fictitious headline - but they are talking his…boner? Obviously these 80’s comics have a different context on the word than I do.

This is the only frame of this comic I can find so far, I am trying to find out what is happening - mainly because of his quote - “I’LL SHOW THEM HOW MANY BONERS THE JOKER CAN MAKE!”

…What the hell? I think it’s time to do some research.

(continue reading…)

Backdated for her pleasure…

The Strangest Bread Commercial. Ever.

Advertising is a beautiful thing. It’s a mystical force invented by men and women to drive a brand or product into the average home and beyond. It’s psychology, an acceptable deceptiveness that we allow to drive our consumerisms.

So wtf were they thinking when they made this ad.

It shows the man above, in all his muscular glory, sexually pounding and rhythmically grinding flour, into dough, then into bread, even having a repeated shot of him ripping his shirt off with an animalistic scream on his face….and ending with some average woman in a red jacket explaining why wholemeal bread is good for you. Not to mention a REALLY suggestive shot when he is cutting the bread - until it pans downward to see the innocent bread slicing in action.

Some youtubers had some insight into the ad.

jessixcore, worried me by saying:

SilverDaleComedy, had these brief but interesting words to say.

littlealanbig, obviously a connoisseur of youtube, has a dire warning regarding this ad.

Thanks for the heads up, littlealanbig.

See after the jump for the Ad in all it’s sexual doughy glory.

(continue reading…)

Friday? So soon? Oh lord…

Young Black Child Rubbing Lotion on Self While Holding a Guitar and Wearing a Crash Helmet.

I don’t know what to say.

I mean, I could write a huge pseudo-intellectual post about how this image could be a viral marketing campaign for destructoid.com - but somehow I am just now sure. Instead I am just left pondering how an image like this occurs. I mean, I have taken alot (read: shit-tons) of retarded pictures of myself, but nothing with the content of this. Lets just list some of the things we are seeing.

1. Shirtless Child
2. Crash Helmet
3. Troubled Expression
4. Guitar
5. Boxer Shorts
6. Laptop
7. Lotion
8. Braces
9. Destructoid.com
10. Self Rubbing

I mean we are seeing 10 seemingly unrelated things culminated into one massive “wtf” image. Never have I seen such dedication to strangeness. Not even from myself.

I take my crash helmet off to you sir. Good show.

If anyone can give me a good explanation as to why this is happening, or a reason behind this image - I would welcome it. Please. I just don’t understand.

Another week! Another weird facet of humanity revealed!

And today, I present to you…

She-Hulk.

I am a huge fan of comic books, and greatly admire the heroes that star in them - especially Marvel comics, so go figure I can appreciate a good She-hulk cos play.

Well we better critique the image to see how it goes on the Superhero rating chart…

• Comical yet forceful expression. CHECK.
• Large and exposed breasts. CHECK.
• Undeniable and easily identified strength. CHECK.
• Underwear on the outside. CHECK.

So far so good, however there are a few minor concerns. I mean, the underwear is on the outside - which is correct for any aspiring super hero - however its unwieldy size does nothing for she-hulks sex appeal. Perhaps it is a homage to Bridgette Jones’ diary, and a proud display of her womanhood - but it does nothing for me, though the stockings worn underneath them are quite nice. Also the top secret lair appears to be run down and not well kept - another downer.

And there really is no excuse for not having completely green skin.

Overall, a good effort - but still a little lacking. I give it a 6/10.

Well, first in what I hope will become at least a fortnightly occurance - WTF-riday is born to appeal to whatever bone in your body reacts to things that are so strange you either don’t wish to accept them, or become entranced by whatever appeal they have to your sick fetishes.

Behold, WTF-riday item 1.

The

Squirrel Horn.

So, today we have what appears to be an energetic youth, sharing his obvious love for the brass slide horn with an unenthused member of the natural wildlife he shares his immediate space with. Perhaps there is a drastic shortage in more appropriate audience members, or perhaps our poor slide horn loving subject is shunned for this very tasteful enthusiasm for the brass.

Maybe he is merely trying to revive the poor little sap, and only had a beginner’s guide to brass instruments on him - no first aid guide to woodland critters on hand.

Either way, he is blowing the shit out of that horn.

(Amazing, I got through the entire post without once saying trombone)
(….fuck it!)